So you know how in cartoons etc the badass might have X shaped scars to show they’ve been in lots of battles with things like warriors and sharks and fell beasts and so on?
Well I would be proud of my newly minted X shaped scar if it weren’t:
a) on my left thumb
b) firstly the result of ramming a carving tool into said thumb many moons ago
c) secondly the result of cutting the exact same patch of thumb on a pot of hummus.